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    Scene: The Oval Office. President George W. Bush and Condoleeza
    Rice, Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs.

    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What`s happening?

    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

    George: Great! Lay it on me.

    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

    George: That`s what I want to know.

    Condi: That`s what I`m telling you.

    George: That`s what I`m asking you. Who is the new leader of
    China?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: I mean the fellows name.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The guy in China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The new leader of China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The Chinaman.

    Condi: Hu is leading China.

    George: Now whaddya` asking me for?

    Condi: I`m telling you Hu is leading China.

    George: Well I`m asking you. Who is leading China?

    Condi: That`s the man`s name.

    George: That`s who`s name?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
    leader of China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yasser? Yasser Arafat is in China? I thought he was in he
    Middle East.

    Condi: That`s correct.

    George: Then who is in China?

    Condi: Yes. sir.

    George: Yasser is in China?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Then who is?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
    China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: No, thanks.

    Condi: You want Kofi?

    George: No.

    Condi: You don`t want Kofi?

    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
    milk. And then get me the U.N.

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Not Yasser! The guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

    Condi: And call who?

    George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

    George: Will you stay out of China?!

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: And stay out of the Middle East. Just get me the guy at
    the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get the phone.

    (Condi picks up the phone.)

    Condi: Rice, here.

    George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
    should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can u
    get Chinese food in the Middle East


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    Ralf Cool

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