Beiträge von Texel

  • Transportproblem

    Zitat

    Original von jimmy a
    Mein 5er darf 2000 kg ziehen aber nur wenn es nicht Winter ist ;)

    Dürfen und Können sind 2 unterschiedliche Dinge. Mein 5er (war nur ein 6-Zylinder) durfte und musste 1700 kg ziehen. Immer wenn ich diese vermeintlichen Fähigkeiten in Anspruch nahm, war das nicht witzig. Habe jetzt 2400 kg japanisches Leergewicht vorne dran. Das ist deutlich entspannter. :thumbup:

  • GYMKHANA -> Ken Block

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    Original von jery
    für mich ists einfach nix spezielles sorry, das könnte jeder gute rallye fahrer

    btw: http://www.wrc.com/results/

    der hat einfach geld wie heu :roll:


    ....mag ja sein, aber er kann es und er macht die Show und....: er stellt die Filme ins Netz. Ob er viel Geld ist nebensächlich. Darauf muss man nicht neidisch sein. Ich sehe mir seine performance gern an. :thumbup:

  • ...Humor...

    An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry ,and was sueing the lorry company,
    In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus..

    Solicitor

    'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' ..

    Seamus

    'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the...'

    Solicitor

    'I didn't ask for any details','Just answer the question. Did you not tell the police officer, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?'

    Seamus

    'Well, I had just got Bessie into the sidecar and I was driving down the road....'


    The solicitor interrupted again and said,

    'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.'

    By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and said to the solicitor:

    'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'.

    Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded.

    'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the sidecar and was driving her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit me right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans. Shortly after the accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

    Then the policeman came charging across the road, gun still in hand, looked me up and down, and said, 'How badly are you hurt?'

    'Now what the F@@K would you have said'?

  • ...Humor...

    A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes..

    The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

    He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?"

    "I'm a prostitute," she says.

    The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."

    The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

    "No, that still won't work. Try again."

    They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

    "Well, I raised a thousand little cocks last year."

    "Chicken Farmer it is."

  • Situative Winterreifenpflicht

    Das Schlimmste an der Sache ist, dass da so viele Gerüchte kursieren und jeder eine andere Meinung zu dem Thema hat. Weiss jemand eine verbindliche Quelle, die auch die Details verbindlich wiedergibt?

    Nach einem Bericht der 'Welt am Sonntag' darf ich nämlich meinen Pathfinder mit den Ganzjahresreifen ungestraft auch im Winter fahren, weil da M+S draufsteht. Wohlgemerkt ohne Schneeflocke! Nissan empfiehlt übrigens im Handbuch diese Reifen ganzjährig zu fahren!

    Ob die Polizisten auch mit solchem Halbwissen auf die Menschheit losgelassen werden?

  • Niedersachsen Stammtisch 2010

    ...und nicht zu vergessen die sehr angenehme Gemeinschaft, die da zusammen gehockt hat. :thumbup: Danke für diesen schönen Abend!!!

    Das Gasthaus war ein Volltreffer. Es gab noch keinen Stammtisch, an dem wir uns nicht köstlich amüsiert haben, auch wenn die Lokalität mal nicht optimal war. Aber dieses Gasthaus würde ich bedenkenlos sofort wieder buchen.

    Meier's Gasthaus kommt für mich direkt an zweiter Stelle nach Holger's gastlichem Haus! Und das will was heißen. :D

    Zeit für einen Stammtisch-Wimpel! :lol:

    Grüße
    Andreas

  • Niedersachsen Stammtisch 2010

    ...na dann bis gleich :D

    ...kurz durchzählen:

    Lars (2 Personen)
    Andreas (2 Personen)
    Roland (1 Person)
    Ingo (1 Person)
    Holger (1 Person)
    Danny (1 Person)
    Michael (1 Person)
    Toni (1 Person)
    Thomas (2 Personen)
    Jimmy (1 Person)
    ----
    13, wenn der Jimmy erscheint. Passt!
    ==

    Grüße
    Andreas

  • ...Humor...

    The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.
    The town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. They
    brought the cow from Scotland. It was wonderful, produced lots of milk
    every day and everyone was happy.
    They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd
    never have to worry about their milk supply again.
    They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried
    to mount the cow, the cow would move away.
    No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the
    bull and he was never able to do the deed.
    The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very
    wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice.
    "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away.
    If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches
    her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts from the one side, she
    walks away to the other side."
    The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking,
    "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland?"
    The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they
    had brought the cow over from Scotland .
    "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow
    from Scotland?
    The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye:
    "My wife is from Scotland"