Aber sehr sehr genial gemacht, der Crash-Test! 
...Humor...
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Meister Yoda: "Dunkel die andere Seite ist...sehr dunkel..."
Obi-Wan: - "Sei ruhig Yoda, und iss endlich deinen Toast!"
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...da gibt's doch Sonntag vormittags eine Kindersendung mit dem kurzen Sketch: "Darth Vader privat"
Mutter zu Darth Vader:
"Darth, Du sollst nicht immer in der Wohnung hocken. Du brauchst auch mal frische Luft. Geh' raus und spiel mit Deinen Freunden! ...äh, ach nee, Du hast ja keine Freunde."
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...gleich wird's eklig!
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Macht nix Texel ist nur ein Alfa
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7 Gründe warum Winnie Puh eine
drogenverherrlichende Serie ist!1. Dem Esel ist alles egal. Total
langsam und
...unmotiviert.
=> Kiffer2. Ferkel hat ständig Angst, sieht
Gespenster
und
leidet unter Verfolgungswahn.
=> Pilze3. Rabbit will alles haben ("alles
meins, alles meins")
und dazu die riesen Nase
=> Kokser4. Tigger springt nur herum, kann nicht
stillsitzen und
hüpft durch die Gegend ohne müde zu
werden.
=> Exstasy5. Christopher Robin kann mit Tieren
reden
=> LSD6. Winnie Puh ist total daneben, steht
auf
Süßes und
seine Fantasie ist grenzenlos
=> Amphetamine7. Und zu guter letzt die Eule. Sie
hilft
immer wenn
jemand Probleme hat.
=> der Dealer -
....gut, dass die Kinder das nicht wissen. Aber so ist die Welt.
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...na endlich!
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HRS 2000
Ich hätte von meiner Muttter gerne paar gene mehr dann würde ich mich manchmal auch net so bekloppt machen
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noch was zum thema ehec
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An Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and sadly rather
trueToday we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who
has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,
since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He
will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and Maybe it was my fault.Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in
charge).His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the
job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly
children.It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could
not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an
abortion.Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses;
and criminals received better treatment than their victims.Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in
her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by
his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son,
Reason.He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A VictimNot many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If
you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do
nothing. -
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...wie jetzt? Kritik am Disco 3? Ist ja schlimmer als die Parodie auf die Ford Pflaume.
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Klagemauer in Jerusalem ...
Klagemauer in Griechenland ... -
@Alexander: super
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Kam mir wegen des Wetters auf meiner Englandreise wieder in den Sinn...
