...Humor...

konnte ein hks endtopf sein

THE MAILMAN'S LAST DAY

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family, who
Congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift certificate envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine imported cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At each of the houses along his route, he was met with congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.

At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful young blonde in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom -- where they had a most passionate liaison
Afterwards, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

'...All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, .......but what's the dollar for?'

'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day ...and that we should do
Something special for you I asked him what to give you?'
He said, "....Screw him ........give him a dollar."
She then blushed and added, '.....But the breakfast was my idea!

Ein Amerikaner, ein Deutscher und ein Araber unterhalten sich bei einem Getränk.

Amerikaner: "Ich habe 4 Söhne, noch einen und ich habe eine Basketballmannschaft!"

Deutscher: "Ich habe 10 Söhne, noch einen und ich habe eine Fußballmannschaft!"

Araber: "Ich habe 17 Frauen, noch eine und ich habe einen Golfplatz!"

eine Familienstatue..........

und aus einem anderen Blickwinkel....

http://www.hans-wurst.de/high_five_streich_8792_media.html

Diese schraubenden Soldaten sind aber auch nicht schlecht. Die brauchen keine vier Minuten, um einen Jeep komplett zu zerlegen und wieder zusammenzubauen:

http://www.totgelacht.com/content/15390-…ch-etwas--.html

Also: Was ist klein, hüpft durch den Wald und qualmt?

Richtig: Ein Kaminchen !!

...sehr einfallsreich!

Gibt's die auch in katholisch (=vorgelocht)?

Wahres Bewegungstalent...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyocFEKPqYM

mal einen Gruss an die Schweizer Fraktion...

... um solche Politiker beneide ich Euch zutiefst, mein voller Ernst. Kann der wenn er bei Euch in Ruhestand geht, nicht noch ein bisschen bei uns machen ?

http://www.portal.gmx.net/de/themen/life…n/11226640.html

Zitat

Original von Diablo70
... um solche Politiker beneide ich Euch zutiefst, mein voller Ernst. Kann der wenn er bei Euch in Ruhestand geht, nicht noch ein bisschen bei uns machen ?

...kannst Du haben, er hat per Oktober seinen Rücktritt angekündigt. Sein Nachfolger wurde diese Woche durch die vereinigte Bundesversammlung gewählt.

Psychoveranstaltung

ist doch mal erfrischend zu sehen dass da nicht immer nur grauer Polit-Alltag herrscht

worum es dabi genau geht? keine Ahnung, aber seht selbst, man muss einfach mitlachen:

http://www.20min.ch/news/schweiz/story/19577331

schaut spaßig aus. Der alte Mann macht auch nen freundlichen Eindruck^^

"Papa, stimmt es, dass in einigen Teilen Afrikas die Männer ihre Frauen vor der Ehe nicht kennen?"
"Das ist in jedem Land so, mein Sohn...

Rules of flying
Fighter pilots don't like rules. It's all they can do to remember these:

1. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is dangerous. Avoid it!

2. Takeoff is optional. Landing is mandatory.

3. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger.
If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. If you keep pulling
the stick back, they get bigger again.

4. It's better to be down here wishing you were up there than up
there wishing you were down here.

5. The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The motor runs the air conditioning. If it stops, expect to start
sweating.

7. When in doubt, hold your altitude. No one has yet collided with
the sky.

8. A good landing is one you can walk away from. A great landing is
one where the aircraft is still useable.

9. If it takes full power to taxi to the ramp you've landed gear up.

10. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of
arrival. Small angle of arrival, large probability of survival, and vice
versa.

11. Try to make your number of landings equal your number of
takeoffs.

12. You start with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience.
The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the
bag of luck.

13. In skirmishes between objects made of titanium going hundreds of
miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the
ground has yet to lose.

14. Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from
bad judgment.

15. Keep the pointy end going forward.

16. Gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law.

17. The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above
you, the runway behind you, and a tenth of a second ago.

Nummer 9 ist einer meiner Favoriten